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Back To Home Page !-FUNNY-STUFF-! [F]ind [U]r [M]onth [O]f [U]r [B]irthday

January: I peed on
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
Aril: I robbed
May: I partied with
June: I messed around with
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of poo
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: a dick
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a ninja
16: a penguin
17: a pole
18: an apple
19: my finger
20: a box
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat [F]ind [T]he [F]irst [L]etter [O]f [U]r [F]irst [N]ame

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for mygirlriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: to be sexy
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: and it was fun
N: and I liked it
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I did a poo
S: and it became fun-sexually
T: because I was drunk
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry mat GIMP MY RIDE HA HA A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

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